#or: i am an idiot

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

[fazmid]

[merlinmylove]

Merlin who goes back in time but forgets to change his vocabulary

Lost in the woods and has forgotten how to track

“fuck, where is google maps when you need it?”

“you say a lot of funny words, merlin”

Angry at the world (as he should be)

“jesus christ, arthur!”

“i don’t know anyone by that name”

Yet another failed assassination attempt

“well that went down like a led balloon”

“ehm what?”

Overworked and under appreciated

“man i’d kill for a redbull right now”

“a red …bull? there’s so cows over there if you want to pet them”

[the-other-soup]

old ass man

[fima11]

ruggie and fima made a "lilo and stitch" event mistake. They opened a wrong book in the library.

now what do they do? Idk. But I believe they deserve to hate each other more.

they know the plot of tangled and I am sure they are avoiding to go by it at all cost.

[damianito]

My favorite traumatized cat

|COMMISSIONS OPEN!!|

[chocobje]

Yay gameshow

[wishfulsketching]

life-sustaining zaundads. i feel alive. the world is beautiful. thank you for drawing them together ❤️

Toxic old man yaoi renaissance!!!

[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

[valtsv]

that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

[nobie]

#ineffable idiots

[scribefindegil]

Still thinking about how the dominant conception of mushroom-hunting in my (USAmerican) culture is fear and revulsion and the idea that anyone who eats a mushroom they found in the woods is courting a terrible death. And I don't want to push back too aggressively; it's better that people think the hobby is too dangerous to bother with rather than having people who are so blasé about the dangers that they end up poisoning themselves. But it still gets a little annoying sometimes. So, for the record, some more nuanced information:

There are a small number of mushrooms that will kill you if you eat them. Most field guides make sure to describe these species carefully so you know what to avoid.

There are a rather larger number of mushrooms that will make you sick but not kill you. Many of these are also noted in field guides, especially if they look at all like any of the edible species.

Many choice edibles are very visually distinct and don't have any non-edible lookalikes. Many foragers stick with these safe choices permanently. (I do this!)

Some edible mushrooms *do* have poisonous lookalikes. Individual foragers can decide how confident they are in their identification skills and what level of risk they're comfortable with accepting.

You need to learn how to use a field guide if you want to gather mushrooms for the table. For most people, this is not a difficult skill to develop, although it takes practice.

You need to learn how to see what is actually in front of you instead of what you want to see. Many misidentifications come from people ignoring obvious field marks out of wishful thinking.

You need to learn about what grows in your region, and if you move, stop foraging until you've had a chance to research the new region. Sadly, many mushroom poisoning cases are recent immigrants who mistook a toxic mushroom for an edible variety from their home country.

It is extremely possible to forage safely. It is also very possible to forage recklessly. You need to be aware of your own skills and temperament to decide whether it's a hobby that will work for you.

If you want to learn more about mushrooms (both poisonous and edible varieties), I highly recommend the book Chanterelle Dreams, Amanita Nightmares by Greg Marley.

[paintedcrows]

Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

[felixcatton]

VAMPIRE APPRECIATION WEEK → Favourite Vampire: Claudia de Pointe du Lac

I am done enduring.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

disciple era peak lords getting sent on a big infiltration mission together

shen jiu completely flipping into a flirting doe eyed personality to extract Intel, to the shock and distraction of all the other PLs

oh or it being like a criminal ring and sj fitting in perfectly, like he swears worse than a sailor, knows ALL the lingo, could probably drink/smoke everyone else under the proverbial table, knows what faux paus to avoid

Or both, that'd be really funny

Mission 1 SJ: Honeypot

Mission 2 SJ: gang